This is Why I'm Single

Exhibit #1

Posted on: June 7, 2012

Most of you have seen this, but for those of you in bloggy land who haven’t, I received this heartfelt email yesterday. I must admit, I have been asking him ridiculous questions, #1 to see if it’s a bot, #2 to see how far I can go…
Impressing is what i describe your profile as… A near perfect description of what i desire in a woman. I could describe you with one word… delicious! after going through your profile i realize nothing is more beautiful to me than you, even your picture goes a long way in describing the quintessential underlying beauty any man would seek for in a woman…. I like you after reading your profile. I would like to know you better and am sure something deeper will spring from there…
My heart has only one chamber and it’s a room reserved for someone special like you…
I suggest it will be a perfect crime that i stole your heart and you stole mine too. Feel free to give me a call on my phone number xxx-xxx-xxxx or send me an email to or let’s get chatting on instant messenger and get to know more about ourselves… My screen name for yahoo instant messenger is jxxxxxx.
I want to evoke such a passion within us that leaves us both breathless.
I await your reply.
My reply:
can you cook hot pockets?

I admit I stole this idea from another website
His reply:

I am sorry please but what do you mean “can i cook hot pockets”?

My reply:

do you believe in UFOs and aliens? i do. i think i was abducted during college

I have’t heard back from dearest Jose


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