NO SEX for you! This time
Posted June 10, 2012on:
I wish promiscuity was a less taboo area in society. I would have gotten busy with many more men. Sometimes you just see someone or meet them, and you think, “Damn, I don’t want to date him at all, but I would love to do naughty things to, with or for him”. I know it’s not just me, so don’t be acting all “OH, well that would NEVER be me.” Liar. Society, mores, church, personal guilt all keep us in our panties and some of you in your your boxers or boxer briefs.
Sometimes you can’t help yourself, so as a woman, you go through the charade of a few dates, knowing all you both want is a romp, but you’re a good girl, so it’s ok if you’re dating. We should be more like our ape cousins and just get it when a good lookin’ baboon with a big flamin’ red ass parades by.
And sometimes it was worth the charade of “Oh yeah, you’re band/poetry/dog is great”, and he is worth every little bat of your eyelash, but a lot of times you could have saved some time and taken care of business solo.
There are a couple of guys right now who are smart and funny and super hot who I’d like to actually date – not just get busy with, but they haven’t made the move yet, so I’ll bide my time for now. Don’t think I won’t ask you out if you take too long. I have to test the waters, make sure that the interest is mutual, but when I’m ready, I’m on it. Except for one boy. I just can’t “man up” and tell him, hey we’d be pretty fucking awesome together. So, i will stay in the dreaded friend zone with that one.
OK, this has just turned in to some sleepy time induced ramble. Do what you will with it.